So, What do Canadians have to be proud of?


Smarties™ are Canadian.
2. Crispy Crunch™, Coffee Crisp™ are Canadian.
3. Baseball is Canadian.
4. Lacrosse is Canadian.
5. Hockey is Canadian.
6. Basketball is Canadian.
7. Apple Pie is Canadian.
8. Mr. Dressup kicks Mr. Rogers' Butt!
9. Tim Horton's™ kicks Dunkin' Donuts™ Butt!
10. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back.... past their 'White House', then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mckenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied. Go Figure!
11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to the Germans.
12. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war, to anyone, anywhere!
13. Our Civil War was a bar fight which lasted a little over an hour!
14. The only person who was arrested during our Civil War was an American Mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing, but showed up just in time to get caught.
15. We knew plaid was cool before Seattle caught on.
16. The Hudson's Bay Company™ once owned over 10% of the Earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
17. The average dog sled team can overpower and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
19. We don't marry our kinfolk.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radio which save countless lives each year.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
22. A Canadian invented SUPERMAN!
23. The handles on our beer cases are large enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
24. Our elections only take one day!!!
None of the foregoing is intended to be offensive to anyone at anytime, anywhere. This is purely for fun,
(even if much of it is the truth)